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Lyrics Demotivational Poster


TAGS: song kid lyrics
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 9, 2012, 3:29 pm, #238247
You're right. she can't walk because she's missing the leg from the back -first version- or because she hasn't marihuana to smoke -2nd v.- But i don't think the lyrics say she's sad because of that
Sho - August 9, 2012, 2:12 pm, #238246
Always thought it said " La cucaracha ya no puede caminar". (the ****roach can't walk anymore)
twill1962 - August 9, 2012, 2:03 pm, #238244
La Cucaracha - it's about a ****roach that's sad because he doesn't have any pot to smoke. "Por que no tiene marijuana que fumar."
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:47 pm, #238185
"...with nothing but a fine toothed comb" (Bill Bailey: he had crabs, but she realized she gave them to him!)
BoneCD - August 6, 2012, 6:22 am, #238135
Been there, done that! 5L
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:45 pm, #238045
_Puff the Magic Dragon_ struck me when I was about ten.
mariand - August 3, 2012, 2:10 pm, #238019
yeah...I know what you mean

I LIKE BIG BOOKS - and I cannot lie...

TAGS: lyrics humor
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:55 am, #231764

d*** you vern...now i can't get that song outta my head
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2012, 8:23 am, #231668
Reminds me of this funny parody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:30 am, #231664
First woman who can't lie about the SIZE... hehehe

I'm serious ... -

ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD A BROKEN HEART - So i replaced my parts Once upon a time i just had heart

WRONG LYRICS #4 - Don't go round tonight Well, its bound to take your life there's a baboon on the ride

TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Chef

tatespa - July 12, 2012, 2:23 pm, #237195
Too funny! This song was on the radio while I was looking at this!!!
TheTrashHeap - May 17, 2010, 6:52 pm, #176365
Its "bathroom on the right!" Get it straight!
LD0ne - May 17, 2010, 3:49 pm, #176350
come on man everyone knows that one
Airman - May 6, 2010, 3:19 pm, #174899
bad moon on the rise.. CCR
Zealot - May 6, 2010, 3:00 pm, #174898
what song?


CHILDREN - All in all Your just another brick.....

TAGS: the wall lyrics pink floyd children
Rating: 3.58/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:00 pm, #165774
Now, is this a Pink Floyd reference, or an admirably harsh 300 reference?
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:00 pm, #165773
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 5:07 pm, #165364
Ahhh Dawg, your so close. 4L

Stuck -

MISHEARD LYRICS - Because apparently a train in the 70's could get you from Australia to Vietnam

TAGS: band music misheard lyrics song
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by caveman

Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:42 am, #224573
Or Alex the seal as opposed to Our lips are sealed
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:21 pm, #221327
caveman - June 30, 2011, 8:08 pm, #220804
As an australian i can say that i have
azile - June 30, 2011, 2:19 pm, #220788
In my defense Havw you ever tried to understand Jimmy Barnes or James Reyne'e lyrics?

STOP! - In the name of love ... Before you break my heart ... Think it over, think it over ...

NONE ARE SO BLIND - as those who are bound to illusions

TAGS: lyrics
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by makingplans4nigel

makingplans4nigel - June 1, 2012, 12:47 am, #235541
i love my self delillusions
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:54 pm, #235528
And delusions.

WRONG LYRICS #2 - Oh Bingo Jed had a light on Don't carry me too far away Oh Bingo Jed had a light on Cause it's here that I've got to stay

TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:29 pm, #174789
LMAO! See, I always thought is "Big 'ol Jed and Lionel, don't carry me too far away..." Bingo Jed! I like it! 5 "I-22"s for you!

WRONG LYRICS #9 - The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind The ants are a-blowin' in the wind

TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 2.89/5

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Zed - May 9, 2010, 11:44 am, #175346
Cool picture, though.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:41 am, #175283
It's just about run it's course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:40 am, #175282
Probably about as well as the "longfakes" and "repeat a joke" posters are working for you Iceman...Don't get me wrong, you're cool...too cool for that BS.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:37 am, #175279
Hey, Chef... Is this lyric thing really working for you?

THE RESIDENTS - Unique and beautiful art since 1972.

TAGS: music residents lyrics art celebrity
Rating: 1.8/5

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Doris Night - July 14, 2008, 3:38 am, #9330
I should add that I used the word art to refer to their music, not the actual image (which I even pilfered from another motifake titled Drake Shannon, which of course was the Orb's real name)
Doris Night - July 14, 2008, 3:36 am, #9328
Yeah, but it looked so much like the Residents' eyeball costume, so I threw some of their lyrics in. The title and caption are just for an homage to the Residents. No offense meant to the Orb or comics fans like you. :)
zed - July 14, 2008, 2:32 am, #9312
Hey, "Doris", that's The Orb, a frikkin villain from the Ghost Rider comics of the 70's, not a piece of art by the Residents.

And He Said... -

TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am, #252527
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm, #252513
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm, #252512
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm, #252511
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm, #252510
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm, #252508
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm, #252504
ahahaha, love this! :D

WE ARE BORN ALONE - And we die alone the rest is ours to fill the gap

TAGS: f5dp lyrics
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by makingplans4nigel

Zetmonk - June 1, 2012, 10:35 am, #235564
I like the positive angle!
makingplans4nigel - June 1, 2012, 12:45 am, #235540
false life is not short it is the longest thing you'll ever do xb nah thxs for compliment & i agree with you 115%
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:52 pm, #235521
Nice one 4nigel. Life is short. We should fill all the gaps we can. :D

WE DONT HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF CHANGE - Not when its for the benefit of mankind Now is the time to change

I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE - I just want to be the one you love & with you admission that you feel the same i'd have reach the goal im dreaming of

TAGS: ink spots lyrics
Rating: 3.56/5


TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Camm

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE THIS ROAD LEADS MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU - Oh, how I wish that all could be, like it was before

Good Authors -

Consider -

Soft Kitty -

It's wonderful -

Road of Life -

TAGS: road life regret feeling lyrics
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

maoworks2 - September 12, 2014, 6:57 pm, #256672
Great Stuff 5L.

They were rockin' -

Next American Idol -

Just Think -

AND WE STOOD ON THAT SHORE - waves lapping at our feet and we watched our dreams slowly drawn out to sea

TAGS: 100 deadrabbits lyrics
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by makingplans4nigel

spacedog - July 14, 2012, 1:55 pm, #237263
Ha! It took me by surprise since you can't make out the words. I guess you can put me in the coffee column. No tea thanks. Still a good poster. ;)
makingplans4nigel - July 14, 2012, 1:41 pm, #237262
its a good song but it might not be everyone's cup of tea but i like lyrics more than vocals
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 1:31 pm, #237259
Nice poster 4nigel. I liked the lyrics enough to look for the song.

In Olden Days -

TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics lady gaga
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:58 pm, #247795
(dog howl) arrrooooo!
Cannabal - July 15, 2013, 1:35 pm, #247792
Ah, one of my favorite tracks from the Capital Wasteland's greatest, and only, radio channel, Galaxy Radio. Shoutout to my boy Three-Dog!
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2013, 11:53 am, #247790
In the olden days, a glimpse of female ankle was looked on as something shocking
MissPriss - July 15, 2013, 4:46 am, #247782
And that is why I'm terrified of clowns...never used to be.

I'M SORRY - for the demon i've become you should be sorry for the angel you are not

TAGS: f5dp lyrics
Rating: 4.71/5
Bull - June 3, 2012, 8:38 pm, #235752
I'd say more like it was posted anonymously
robbidos - June 3, 2012, 5:51 pm, #235737
Which part: song lyrics? an image that fits? attribution in the tag? or the good composition of the lines?
makingplans4nigel - June 2, 2012, 10:49 am, #235613
not this again

So though I'm not a great romancer -

TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:36 am, #247779
Thanks, Sho. I was trying to go for a 1930s style with Cole Porter's lyrics. Kinda doing a comparison to today.
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am, #247777
and also for the caption and style
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am, #247776
5L for the pic


TAGS: misheard lyrics calendar lady madonna
Rating: 4.38/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 8:19 pm, #228189
That's the way John would have written it.

SOMEHOW SHE SEEMS FAMILIAR AND HER EYES WARM LIKE THE SUN - I know your face, you were there in my dreams.The answer to my prayers and the echo of my screams

TAGS: lyrics
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by makingplans4nigel

Sho - June 4, 2012, 7:11 am, #235781
I couldn't agree more
Sho - June 4, 2012, 7:07 am, #235780
use this link when you want to fit more words on a poster http://wigflip.com/automotivator/?src=editor
dy2012 - June 4, 2012, 2:47 am, #235775
try www.picmonkey.com to edit text and ph**o it's free
robbidos - June 4, 2012, 12:45 am, #235767
makingplans4nigel - June 3, 2012, 11:34 pm, #235762
makingplans4nigel - June 3, 2012, 11:34 pm, #235761
sorry i'm having a bit of a hard time mastering the way to fit everything in the poster s everything fits
rerun - June 3, 2012, 10:04 pm, #235755

You know, for somebody who has only made two posters you sure offer a lot of negative critiques. Maybe you should show us what you can offer instead if bashing those who submit quality.
robbidos - June 3, 2012, 5:43 pm, #235734
should put that fact in the tags and a hard return after dreams to seperate the sentences
makingplans4nigel - June 3, 2012, 3:34 am, #235684
that's exactly how the guy sung the song so i didn't fix it
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 10:45 pm, #235668

REPEATING LYRICS - Ever accidently leave your Ipod on repeat song all night then wake up?* *"It's not your fault, it's not your fault."

TAGS: repeating lyrics going crazy ipod
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

MercAlert - March 12, 2012, 6:28 pm, #231152
The guilty speak. For I never said that I own an Ipod, I simply asked a question which involved an Ipod.
Bolverk37782 - March 11, 2012, 8:30 pm, #231085
Confessing to owning an Ipod. WHAT A FASHION VICTIM, Other MP3 players are avalable.
Verdeckt - March 10, 2012, 7:26 pm, #231036
Killing in the name of...
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:05 am, #230973

mahna mahna....

Why don't we ... -


TAGS: ***s the lyrics
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Airman

taxiinthesky - April 2, 2011, 12:35 pm, #215653
Typo above; he was a CW3.
taxiinthesky - April 2, 2011, 12:34 pm, #215652
Great pic Airman! Little background on a marker to the rear of the bugler; I MEDEVAC'd CW2 Bruce E. Price on May 15, 2004 (Soldier's Day). Out of 2000 patients, he is the only one I ever lost. Wish he had made it.

WRONG LYRICS #1 - Picture yourself on a boat on a river, with tangarine trees and marmalade skies, somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, the girl with colitis goes by.

WRONG LYRICS #3 - On a dark, desert highway, Cool whip in my hair...

TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:55 pm, #174802
Dangit! That would make sense with the coolwhip! Duh!
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 6:53 pm, #174799
Dessert highway. Jeeez!
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:52 pm, #174798
So... Warm smell of "inflamed and swollen large intestine", rising up through the air didn't sound right I guess.
frixxxx - May 5, 2010, 6:38 pm, #174792
Warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air! wait which post is the colitis thingy?
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:30 pm, #174790
Yeah, but what's the next line? "Worms smell like Kool-aid glass?" You tell me.

AND HER LAST WORDS TO ME - just walk away make it easy on us both just walk away there was never any hope just walk walk away you already know the deal

A CHILD WHO BECAME A MAN AND DISCOVERED A DESTINY GREATER THAN ANY TALE EVER TOLD - I am their last hope, but what a terrible burden that is

I'M SORRY - You were the Sun and Moon to me I'll never get over you, you'll never get over me

IN THE TEMPLE OF THE HEARTLESS - I was humbled & reborn... Into a god.

WRONG LYRICS #7 - Purple haze all in my brain, Lately things just don't seem the same Actin' funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I eat this fly

TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 3.09/5

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Remember -

I KNOW THERE'S A PLACE YOU WALKED - Where love falls from the trees My heart is like a broken cup I only feel right on my knees



The Pretender -

Merry Little Christmas -

TAGS: lyrics heard wrongly two
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 20, 2014, 2:16 pm, #258991
spacedog - December 20, 2014, 1:28 pm, #258990
Ha! Good one Thedge. Merry Christmas.
Thedge - December 19, 2014, 10:21 am, #258951
GaryO - December 19, 2014, 8:34 am, #258950
chortle chortle
concern3 - December 19, 2014, 6:13 am, #258943
a 5er I like word poster
mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:28 pm, #258936
A fellow mocker of Christmas carols---I need to go find some good pics and share some of my favorite lyrical mutilations. 5 laughing lions

Figgy Pudding -

TAGS: lyrics heard wrong three tada
Rating: 4/5

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Thedge - December 19, 2014, 10:17 pm, #258965
Here, a common street food is 'chicken a**'. It is literally chicken rec***s on a skewer, barbequed. It is a weird world, I just figured the Brits ran out of imagination for names. tnx for d bangers & mash.
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 10:11 pm, #258963
Brits...think food is all about ***...who makes things like spotted ***k and eats it too? 5 bangers and hash dear Thedge.
mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:25 pm, #258935
Love the clever malaprops, Edgeman! Cheers, mate!5 beer drinking lions!
Thedge - December 18, 2014, 7:31 pm, #258931
Often served flambe'... with a couple sh**s of cognac or brandy. Better?
Oldsod - December 18, 2014, 7:25 pm, #258930
It's gonna take more than a cup of beer to make me eat figgy pudding...5 suspect desserts
Thedge - December 18, 2014, 7:25 pm, #258929
Brit food. Sort of like steamed fruitcake.
Greeny - December 18, 2014, 7:16 pm, #258927
What's in that stuff? It doesn't look trustworthy.

Jingle Huh? -